Monday, March 17, 2008

They kinda talk funny here.

How to speak New Zealander.* For bist efict, rid these out loud.

peck-to fill a suitcase
pigs -for hanging out washing with
pug -large animal with curly tail
min -male of the species
leather -foam produced from soap
lift -departed
jungle bills -christmas carol
guess -vapour
fush -marine creatures
fitter cheney -type of pasta
ear -mix of nitrogen and oxygen
duffy cult -not easy
bug hut -popular recording
bun button -been bitten by insect
beard -a place to sleep
sucks peck -half a dozen beers
beers -large savage animals found in us forests
one doze -well known computer program
sex -one less than sivven
igg ecktly -precisely
beggage chicken -place to leave your suitcase at the earport

And here are some words I’ve picked up while hanging out with friends in auckland and wellington (I welcome any and all corrections NZ friends. And additions even!)

kia ora –maori for hello
choice -use as an affirmative in suggesting approval like excellent
bro –friend; used as commonly as mate or dude when saying friend in a generic way
sweet as –an affirmative term used like cool or awesome ( and i thought they were saying "sweet ass!"
singe –a negative term used for indicating disdain if it's bad, gross, kind of like the word budge
munter –jock, meathead, retard
munted –to get completely knackered/wasted
(even though munter is derogatory, you can still use munted to refer to yourself and not actually be a munter)

tomato sauce –red condiment they use with hot chips (fries)
psst...we call it ketchup.

business time –time to get busy, popularised by flight of the conchords
business associate –friend with benefits or someone you shag with no strings attached. This was derived from the business time reference and is more like an inside joke between the flatmates of ghunzee st.


(Figure 3.14159265) Their national equivalent to our Dr. Pepper.
Except it's lemony.


So this is utterly retarded of me but I didn’t get until the other day when the lightbulb finally went off, that mince meat is the same as ground beef. Like mince pie. I think I thought mince was the way you seasoned it or something. duh.

*from safari petes ultimate guide to backpacking new zealand.

4 comments:

DNP PHOTOGRAPHY said...

haha... That is great! saying them out loud definitely makes it better :)

business associate... that is great! :-P

Juniper said...

bloody ripper! good on ya mate!

Alco el Poco said...

they been use "bro" here for a while two, who copied who?

Jane said...

i thought minced was seasoning too! so, when are we gonna see a map of australia and what you have been doing there?